"Where's my phone?"

So James just got home from work and he goes to lay down on the bed. I went and layed next to him and this was the conversation that followed:

James: Where's my phone?
Mary: You had it at work, is it in your pants?
James: No.
Mary: Is it in your car?
James: No.
Mary: Then you left it at work.
James: No it's charging on the counter.
Mary: Oh.
James: But I want it to be right here (he holds out his hand) so that I can call Mike.
(And then James proceeds to call Mike on his fake hand phone.)
James: Hey dude, what's up?
(5 second pause)
James: OK sounds good. Later.
That just made me laugh and it made me laugh harder to type it all on this screen. Funny.