dear psycho zumba lady,

you drive me crazy. zumba is always a crowded class, so if you are late, stand in the freakin' back.... and try not to be so oblivious to the people around you. really, do you have to have a six foot radius in which to flail your arms and legs about in, really? well if you do, then STAND IN THE BACK! must you put your water bottle in the middle of the floor and dance around it? one of these days i am going to kick it over, you just watch. and why oh why do you always have to stand all up in my business? i am not a violent person, but when you walk in to an hour-long class forty-five minutes late and decide to stand literally right where i am standing, i want to punch you in the face.



























there, i feel better. :)